I'll show you....

This baby has no idea what he is doing... he's a city baby. I am a country dog (mommy says I'm not, I'm a city dog, but I'm not listening to her). I'll show the baby what bugs to eat.

I may have short legs...

So, good news, the baby got dinner... Mommy pulled out the bin to put up Christmas stuff, then she left the room to put the baby to bed... I am smart, and I got the rest of the babies dinner.  Delish!

I bite!

I am evil... I will bite with my razor sharp teeth! Rrharharharhar!!!! just kidding... Daddy is tickling me, I'm just laughing.  But I look mean, huh?

Traveled to see Grandma... and I am on the mend!

I am feeling much better since my teefers came out.  I can eat better, and bite better (if I needed to)... my face isn't all puffy... it's great!  Mommy says that I am back to my old self, except for the brain damage, but I have no idea what she means by that.

We went to see Grandma this last weekend and she was so nice, she put blankets all over the furniture so I could burrow.  Which is odd since she wouldn't let me burrow under them... huh.  Whatevs, blankets were comfys.

My Toof Hurts

So, every year around September, I have to make sure Mommy and Daddy love me. I do that by getting sick and then they have to prove their love, monetarily. And by that I mean spend hundreds of dollars on vet bills.  For the last month I have had a bit of a face "issue".  A bulge under my left eye.  Mommy and Daddy thought maybe it was allergies, but they were wrong!! They took  me to the vet and found out I have a tooth abscess.  It hurts. If you look close at my selfie, you can see the bulbous tooth under my eye. 

So today... I get to go to the vet and they are gonna pull my tooth.  Mommy is very nervous 'cause she says I have to "go under" and that is scary.  But that is dumb, I LOVE to go under... under the blankets, under the pillows, under the bed... under is good.  jeez.  

Birthday!

I am 4 years old today! Here I am the day Mommy and Daddy brought me home!

Update

I am feeling a whole lot better these days.  Mommy says my fur is looking good, and my eyes are bright.  I feel good... Oh, and I am eating great these days since that baby likes to share.  I am waiting nearby in case that baby drops something.  I am enjoying the sun while I wait.

Yosemite!

Yeah, I went to Yosemite.  I played with a bear and a wolf... I chased a badger and ate a rattlesnake.
The end.

P.S.  Mommy says none of that is true.  She says I went on walks, slept on a lounge chair, got tree sap stuck between my toes and waited in a cage when the "humans" went hiking.  Whatevs....

A Little Trim

I had a very exciting week!  I got my hair cut!  I was upstaged by Mommy who also got her hair cut this week.  I think we both look great.  Mommy went a bit shorter than I did... but I still think my cut looks drastic.  I hope going short doesn't make me look fat.....

BEFORE

AFTER

I wear my sunglasses. ...

Ok, so they aren't my sunglasses, they might be the baby's.  But he doesn't wear them, so come on!