I don't drool....

I am ready... Daddy, after you feed that baby, I would like to be fed too.... I'll wait.

I stand guard

I am standing guard.  That baby cries a lot, and I can't figure out why, so I will watch it closely to figure out what is wrong with it.  Mommy doesn't like me perched up on top of the couch like this... something about falling, but I don't care, I need to SEE THAT BABY!