Yosemite!

Yeah, I went to Yosemite.  I played with a bear and a wolf... I chased a badger and ate a rattlesnake.
The end.

P.S.  Mommy says none of that is true.  She says I went on walks, slept on a lounge chair, got tree sap stuck between my toes and waited in a cage when the "humans" went hiking.  Whatevs....

A Little Trim

I had a very exciting week!  I got my hair cut!  I was upstaged by Mommy who also got her hair cut this week.  I think we both look great.  Mommy went a bit shorter than I did... but I still think my cut looks drastic.  I hope going short doesn't make me look fat.....

BEFORE

AFTER

I wear my sunglasses. ...

Ok, so they aren't my sunglasses, they might be the baby's.  But he doesn't wear them, so come on!  

Comfy

I love this bouncy chair.... It vibrates, it bounces, it has toys attached, it is usually in the sun, I love it.  I can lay here and watch the pigeons out the window.  Life is good, and then Mommy finds me and tells me to "move". I move, but when she goes to work and the house is quiet and I am alone, I lay in this chair and nobody can stop me!

Three and a half

I am Three and a Half!  Mommy says the baby is 8 months.  Such a baby! I am a big girl.  I have been feeling a lot better lately, Mommy says it is because they are "weaning" me off of my medicine, which translates  LESS CHEESE!  Suucks.  I love cheese.  In the morning Daddy makes me cheese balls from shredded cheese and says he hides something in there.  I think he hides love, 'cause I LOVE cheese. 

Anyway, just showing you my 3 1/2 picture, don't know why the baby is there, but whatever. 

My Duck

So... the baby has a rubber ducky in the bath.  I LOVE that rubber ducky.  Mommy bought me my own for my bath.  I am going to hold on to it in case she decides to give it to that baby.  I love him.  

UPDATE:  I ripped his head off shortly after this picture was taken.  Mommy took him away and told me that I couldn't have another one.  I don't want another one silly, I want MY ducky, I was just about to find his squeaker!  ugh!

Play?

Come on baby... don't you wanna play? I've got some great toys, this giraffe is awesome. Throw it?

Murder Most Fowl.... and by that I mean a bird.

I have to admit something to you all.... I might have killed a pigeon.  I LOVE pigeons... I love to chase them and watch them scatter and fly.  One day, Mommy and I were walking, she was slow and blamed the Tater Tot who was still in her belly.  I spied a lone pigeon and I stopped, assessed the situation and decided to pounce.  Well, this pigeon did as all great pigeons do, he flew!  Now, you may not know this, but most pigeons don't fly strait up, they take off sideways.... so this pigeon, took off and zipped between two parked cars, it was glorious as I watch him scatter!  But then much to my horror and to my utter surprise, there was a fast moving car heading up the street and that wonderful pigeon, trying to escape my pounce, flew into that car.  As Mommy tells the story, I stopped in my tracks and watched in horror as that pigeon hit the car and landed.  Mommy screeched and I started whining.  I didn't want him dead, I wanted him to fly with the wind.  After that, I didn't chase as many pigeons.... Just this week I started to chase them again.  Mommy says I have finally forgotten the "episode" but I haven't... I know I killed a pigeon, but I have to move past it and one of the ways to do that, is to... well.... chase more pigeons.

Stealth Mode

At night, I am in stealth mode.  Mommy takes my collar off so you can't hear me and my bell coming! (for those of you I haven't yet met, I wear a bell, I love it and Mommy says it helps to keep track of me).  She says I have to be in stealth mode after the baby goes to bed to make sure I don't wake the baby up as I do my nightly rounds through the apartment.  I love it, now if someone will clip my nails, I could be totally silent, and sneak up on Daddy!

He can't crawl yet, can he?

Oh dear, where is my staircase, I think I need down.