Yosemite!

Yeah, I went to Yosemite.  I played with a bear and a wolf... I chased a badger and ate a rattlesnake.
The end.

P.S.  Mommy says none of that is true.  She says I went on walks, slept on a lounge chair, got tree sap stuck between my toes and waited in a cage when the "humans" went hiking.  Whatevs....