Gobble Gobble!

When/Where: Thanksgiving 2010

My Mood: Slightly embarrassed, but happy to lick the floor

No, I didn't get a new silky conditioner for my fur... that is turkey juice.  I was trying to be helpful while Daddy was carving the turkey... he was dripping some turkey juice, so I thought I would clean it up off the floor.  To my surprise, that juice dripped on my head!  Mommy was not thrilled and now she keeps telling me that I need a bath! ugh!

Laser Vision!

When/Where: Central Park a week ago I think... in the darkness, in the leaves!

My Mood: I can seeeeeee you!

It is a bit confusing... just a couple of weeks ago, when the humans came home, we went outside and the sun was out.  I am pretty sure they are getting home at the same time, but now it is seriously dark outside!  I don't really understand astronomy or what the sun is quite frankly, so I have decided the world is slowly coming to an end. 

I have also decided that I have laser vision... check it out above!

Does my nose look big?

When and Where: This weekend, sleeping the the couch

My Mood: Sleepy

I have a big sniffer and an equally long snout.  Mom says she loves my snout, but in this picture it looks a lot longer than it does from my vantage point. 

Can we follow?

I think Mommy is mean. We went on a walk with Daddy to Central Park, and she must have said something to him because after we got to the park, HE RAN OFF!  I tried to run after him, but I seem to be tethered to Mommy, so I refused to walk and waited for Daddy to return.  Luckily, he seemed to travel in a circular motion and found his way back to us.  Whew.

When and Where: About a week ago, in Central Park

My mood: Very concerned!

Nubbin'

Where and When: My favorite spot, on the bed.  A few weeks ago

I am Feeling: Guarded

When my chew-chews get small like the one in my mouth above, I guard it.  The humans have been known to take it from me when it gets this small.  They say it is a "choking hazard", but I am pretty sure they are just overreacting.  I have worked very hard to get it this small!

NO!

I was told to "come" and I think it is a trick, so I am hiding under the bed where no one can see me. 

When and Where: last week, under the bed

I am feeling: like a bad girl after attacking a plant and eating some dirt....

Don't Laugh...

I am not thrilled with this picture... and I was luke warm about what happened right before this picture was taken.  I must say I was fascinated watching the humans swim in the pool, but they misinterpreted my fascination as interest and proceeded to "teach" me to swim. 

When and Where: July 2010 - The Hamptons
I'm Feeling: Wet and Cool

No thanks, I'll take red....

We went on our evening walk and Dad joined, which is always nice, but we had all these bags with us.  I told them I didn't really need all my toys and chew chews for a quick walk... whatever.  But then we spread out a blanket and opened some wine and some music started!  Crazy!  There were millions of people around us, but I am not sure what they were doing there. Needless to say, I was forced to drink white wine, when they know I prefer red.

When and Where: July 2010 - Central Park NY Philharmonic

I'm Feeling: Thrilled then nervous then thrilled

Central Park 5 Cent Tour

I had such a great weekend... Aunt J came to visit with Uncle S and we had such an amazing time.  I gave them a tour of central park and they suggested we take a boat ride on the lake.  I had never done that, so we did!! I loved it!  I got to see fish and birds and turtles and run around the bottom of the boat and give kisses to everyone!  Thanks Dad for rowing!

When and Where: June 2010 - Central Park, ON A BOAT

I'm Feeling: happy but a little sea sick.

AHHCH!

I love walking, so when we left the apartment, I assumed we'd be going to Central Park, which I love.  Instead we took an insanely long walk down Riverside Park and then I was unleashed and left to fend for myself among a bunch of dogs that looked kinda like me.  I must say, it was terrifying.  The picture above is of me fleeing the advances of a bratwurst.

When and Where: May 2010 - Doxie Meetup group in NYC
I'm Feeling: Trepidations...